Killing me softly

When I first agreed to get a passport and travel I never imagined the benefits to my health that were on the way, Spanish weather is benifisal to my health I'm told, I didn't believe it, I will have to be they for years, oh how wrong I was, the atmosphere is dry even when it's raining, how contradictory is that, like someone who's just been to brother loves ,I walk fine, no hip back or neck problems ,what am I talking about then, we'll the down side is wifey likes to walk and walk and walk and look in the shops and walk some more, this leads to a very odd situation, we go all inclusive so it's seven days three rather nice meals a day and I have to admit more alcohol than the twenty one units a week recommended , just got back and for third holiday in a row I've lost over five pounds in weight, that's almost a stone that only leaves 39 more holidays and ill waste away, oh I should live so long