Go on have a go

I wonder how many blogs start this way, not knowing where to start, what to write, or even what the hell am i doing this for, well I'm another one.
What to write, i heard once that if you are going to write, write about what you know, well i know lots of useless things about many subjects, did you know for instance All porcupines float in water ( well now your impressed arnt you ) I however know, very little about quantum physic's ( probably not even spelt correctly) so i shall not be commenting on that subject, other than i heard if you put the word quantum in a sentence it takes it up the intelligence scale about twenty percent.

As for what the hell am i doing this for, well My mate giant68 suggested i have a go so he can laugh at me for a change, his musings over the last few months have given me a laugh or two along the way as well as food for thought on some things.
As for the title, my dear ole mum (GRHS) used to say i was a five minute wonder, she was  right of course, i was taken to primary school at nine in the morning, first break time i went home saying that was OK but i didn't want to do it again, and I'm afraid that was repeated more than a few times throughout my school years,
the truant officer and my parents were on first name terms before the end of my first year at secondary school (see no posh comprehensive for me and yes i'm that old) by the way he had tea no sugar.
I called the blog five minute wander because i thought that was probably long enough to bore people, so combined the two (clever or what , yea i know what)
Its been forty two years since i left school and in that time ive had around fifty jobs in a multitude of industries, ( i get bored ) as i said mum was right, i currently drive a bulk tipper so i think that might find its way into the blogs at times along with the past lives( who knows )
well i think that will do for now so 10-10 till we do it again good buddies
yes i have spell checked but if the grammar is not up to snuff sorry but i had fishing rod in my hand a lot more than the pen